Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson Makes Fun 'Scientific Explanations' About Santa Claus

Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson rejected all the features of Santa Claus, from Santa’s deer to the environment he lives in, with scientific explanations he shared on Twitter. We compiled Neil deGrasse Tyson’s funny explanations.

Santa Claus is a fictional character believed to sneak into houses on the night of Christmas, the eve of the Christian holiday (Christmas), which celebrates the birth of Jesus on 25 December, and leave gifts for children. Legend has it that children write a letter to Santa, letting them know what gift they want for Christmas. Santa Claus also makes toys for children with his elves. He spends Christmas night handing out presents to children in the sky. Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson tweets from my Santa Claus archive yesterday, i.e. the night before Santa Claus will deliver presents . All day today. Keep watching us…” tweeted. Then, throughout the day, he entertained his followers with his logical explanations to the absurd details that we are used to from Santa Claus legends. We’ve put together Neil deGrasse Tyson’s hilarious tweet series.

The astrophysicist’s hilarious tweets:

twitter“Random Santa Fact: Longitude lines are the boundaries of Time Zones. In other words, clock-time has no meaning at the North Pole, where all longitude lines meet.”twitter“Santa Claus strictly keeps track of how many hours have passed and how long the Elven troop has allowed to work, but the actual time of day has no meaning in the North Pole, where all Time Zones meet.”twitter“Since the North Pole is just the ocean, Santa’s Arctic workshop only existed on a floating ice sheet. The images depicting Santa’s workshop with pine trees and snow-capped peaks on the horizon contain insufficient geographical information.”twitter“Santa Claus is pale because in the middle of six months of darkness in Earth’s North Pole. And he only gives presents at night.”twitter“How does the weight change if the world stops spinning? Santa Claus at the North Pole weighs the same as always. Everyone else loses the centrifugal force that peaks at the Equator. A 150-pound person there is 1/2 kilo more.”twitter“I bet it would be much, much weaker if people left out milk and cookies for Santa with carrots, celery, and hot tea.”twitter“As the world warms and the Arctic ice melts, Santa Claus will also lose his habitat. One day we may see photos of him clinging to a piece of ice.”twitter“Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates the fog best. That’s why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the job.”twitter“For Santa to deliver gifts overnight to Christians around the world, hypersonic speeds, reindeer and sleigh must evaporate through Earth’s lower atmosphere.I’m just saying’.”twitter“Something Einstein’s Theory of Relativity never thought of: Maybe Santa’s Reindeer is dormant and we are the ones passing by them on Christmas Eve.”twitter“Santa Claus doesn’t know Zoology: Both male and female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in late autumn, long before Christmas. So all Santa’s sporting antlers reindeer , therefore, they are all female, which means Rudolf is misgendered.”twitter “To all Christians of the world:
‘Merry Christmas.’
To Jews, Muslims and anyone who doesn’t wait for Santa:

‘Happy Saturday.’ ”
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