Epiphany on Lake Morii! A cross, 3 ATMs and 6 dead horses were recovered

Unforgettable Epiphany Service on the shores of Lake Morii, where the daredevils who threw themselves after the cross thrown into the water by the priest managed to recover not only the cross, but also three broken ATMs and six dead horses, one with a chariot. One of the ATMs still had some money in it, so dozens of poor people also threw themselves into the water, being almost drowned out of the lake, but happy that they had managed to get their hands on 50 lei.

The priest threw the cross with difficulty, because he was attacked by a pack of stray dogs near the illegal landfill next to the lake. Immediately after throwing the cross, the priest swore at Christ, because he dislocated his wrist: : “Amiiin”.

“It is a tradition that shows who we Bucharestians are, and what a proud city our Capital is”, said the mayor Nicușor Dan. Participants in this tradition say that Lake Morii is ideal for jumping after the cross, because the water is always hot, not only from the broken pipes, but also from the radioactive waste at the bottom of the pond.