Spike. The protests do not take place in Kazakhstan, but in the commune of Glod in Romania

Reversal of the so-called protests in Kazakhstan. Reporters from Almaty say that no one is on the streets and that the real scandal was caused in Glod, where Borat Sagdyev is actually from. It all started after a villager indecently touched Borat’s sister, at which point he burst out and ran the perpetrator through the mud on the streets to put his scrotum on his face, as tradition dictates. Kazakhstan

The so-called gunfire is firecrackers fired by Borat’s neighbors to ward off evil spirits who have taken over the stables and are abusing cows, say experts from Glod, although they are contradicted by several women in the village who claim that Borat and other men in the area are also to blame.

The hypothesis is also confirmed by sources from Kazakhstan, who confirms that there are no problems in their country and the whole population lives in peace and prosperity, thanks to the brilliant leader Nursultan Nazarbayev, who together with the enlightened Vladimir Putin will lead the country to new peaks of development, says a citizen of Almaty who has a red dot on chest